Part 85: Case 5 - Rise From the Ashes - Trial (Day 3) - Part 5
Case 5 - Rise From the AshesTrial (Day 3) - Part 5

: The court will now reconvene for the trial of Ms. Lana Skye.

:
(Ema didn't come back...)

: Allow me to call the next witness to the stand: the officer in charge of guarding the evidence room on the day of the crime.

: Witness, please state your name and occupation.

: Me, pardner? Oh, I'm just a man, same as you, wanderin' the trails of civilization.
I'm unsure if this is Edgeworth burning Marshall or a mislabeled textbox.

: Oh, I know! You're a

: "patrolman"!

: As for my name, if you listen hard 'nuff, you can hear the howling wind calling it out.

: To be exact, it's Jake Marshall... Your Honor.

:
("Howling wind"...? I've never heard Edgeworth described that way before...)

: Now, Mr. Marshall. Let me ask you something. You were in charge of guarding the evidence room on the day the crime took place.

: Is this correct?

: According to the papers, pardner.

: What do you mean?

: A desperado's soul is as boundless as the desert sands. No "paper" can sum it up.

: Maybe it's best we get on with this quickly. Please share with us your testimony of the day of the crime...

: in English!

: I can't say I particularly care for your attitude...

: I can't say I care for your beard, but you dont' see me complainin'.

: Wait a minute...

: What do you mean by "two security systems"?

: I mean the security cameras and the ID card reader.

: I reckon even a cowpoke like you knows about those.

: Fingerprint activated locks?

: What kind of new-fangled doohickeys are those?

:
(He's not being very helpful...)

: He's not that good with machines... or with following orders.

: Everyone's got their weaknesses, now don't they, Mr. Prosecutor?

: This one seems like trouble.

: Okay Mr. Wright, he's all yours.

: How exactly did you "keep an eye" on the evidence room?

: I just made sure nothing moved in the security camera monitor. That room's so still,

: even time dies in there. I was just a caretaker who interred the recordings.

: You "interred" them?

: Videos of nothing aren't that useful. When the time would come, I'd erase the tape.

: If nothing unusual is recorded, tapes are to be erased every six hours.

: Each time I'd erase a tape, it felt like I was erasing a part of my life.

:
(This guy has a flare for the drematic, but it isn't going to do him any good.)

: So, in actuality you don't physically enter the evidence room?

: But you made your rounds on the day of the crime, right?

: Ain't you heard a word I said, pardner?

: I told you that ain't my style.

: ...

: Um, I'm afraid I don't understand.

: No desperado I know lets "rules" get in his way.

:
(No desperados I know join the police force...)

: So, Officer Marshall. On the day of the crime...?

: Just between you and me I didn't set foot in the evidence room that day.

: Sorry pardner, can't say I do.

: I haven't been in that crypt in weeks.

:
(How does this guy avoid being fired...?)

: You used to be a detective,

: so you've used the evidence room in the past, correct?

: Of course. Back in the day my locker was a goldmine of evidence!

: And yet... you didn't know about the fingerprint locking mechanism?

: Sorry, pardner. I ain't good with machines.

: I couldn't even tell you how a bike works.

: That's quite, uh... incredible.

: It's well known that some detectives are unaware of their presence.

:
(Now that he mentions it, Detective Gumshoe said something like that too...)

: At any rate, it doesn't seem that this is relevant to the crime.

: Can you tell us what you were doing when the crime took place?

: What were you doing in a place like that?

: I was eating spaghetti.

: Not even Angel's steak lunches can beat that parlor's vongole sepia pasta.

: Do you mean to tell us...

: you abandoned your police duties to eat some noodles?

: Not all desperados eat tacos, pardner.

: That's not what I meant...

: I hope this has at least taught you a lesson!

:
(That's strange...)

:
(This is usually where Edgeworth says,)

: Out of "ammo," officer Marshall?
Capitalization errors are everywhere.

: That's right, pardner. Or as you'd call it, "evidence."

: If you plan to pin me to this crime, then you'd better draw. Otherwise, you're just wastin' my time.

: My steel horse is waitin' to carry me back west into the sunset.

: Hmm...

: One thing seems clear.

: Despite being responsible for guarding the evidence room,

: the witness doesn't appear to have seen anything.

: Texans don't take orders from anyone. Everyone knows that.

:
(Apparently your superiors don't...)
And loop.

:
(Okay... I have a trump card up my sleeve, so I'd best keep my cool.)

:
(Before I use it thought, I'd better up the ante...)
You shouldn't overthink this one.

: Officer Marshall. Doesn't it strike you as odd?

: That is, you being claled in to testify like this?

: ...

: After all, you weren't in the security room at the time of the crime.

: And yet you dragged me down here.

: Explain yourself, pardner.

: It's quite simple.

: You left a very large trail behind at the scene. Or, to be exact...

: a handprint.

: Hmph! Listen real good, pardner. Like I said, I'm the caretaker of that crypt. I pay my respects... that is, I make my rounds, about once a month.

: It's only natural my fingerprints would be in there.

: I only wish it were, Officer,

: but you see...

: your fingerprints were covered in blood!

: Witness! What's the meaning of this!?

: Your bloodstained fingerprints were at the crime scene...!?

: The blood was wiped away. However!

: Well, Officer Marshall?

: ... It seems to me...

: there ain't a person in this room with a head on his shoulders.

: !

: I take it you have an explanation then, Officer Marshall?

: Very well, you may begin your testimony about your fingerprints,

: found at the scene of the crime!

: Hmm...

: The witness's explanation appears valid,

: although there's room for doubt.

: Life wouldn't be fun without any doubt, pardner.

: The defense may now cross-examine the witness.

:
(This guy's hiding something, I can feel it!)

: That's because you... how did you put it... "pay your respects," once a month?

: Yeah, that's right. That, and one more thing...

: What!? What do you mean?

: I mean what I said.

: All that's in there now though is a heap of broken dreams.

: I see...

: It'd be very strange if my prints WEREN'T all over that locker.

:
(Apparently his fingerprint data was never changed.)
(The handprint data is updated to reflect the locker ownership.)

: Wasn't mine. It's no mystery.

: Please explain.

: My locker is covered with my fingerprints. It just so happened...

: The chances of that happening are a million to one!

: On the contrary, one could argue just the opposite.

: The chances of that not happening are a million to one! Get one thing straight, pardner.

: You ain't gonna get no reward for me with a mere fingerprint. You wanna know why?

: Unrelated?

: They're as different as night and day.

: Kinda like "cereal" and "serial."

: One's got to do with breakfast while the other's a type of murder.

: He's right...

: although seemingly alike, they're totally different.

:
(I don't see what homonyms have to do with this...)

: How do you know that!?

: I may be a loner, but I still do my job. I keep up on the reports.

: There was a bloodstain at the scene, thought to be left by the murderer.

: However,

: no fingerprints were detected on that handprint.

:
(Oh yeah, I think we tried that too.)

: Hmm...

: So that would mean...

: the murderer, wearing gloves,

: happened to place his hand on top of Officer Marshall's fingerprint.

: That's the only logical conclusion.

: Are you starting to get the picture, pardner?

: The picture...?

: !

:
(The security tape...)

: So long as my trail isn't in there... you can't say otherwise.

: This isn't getting us anywhere, Mr. Wright.

: Please consider carefully where you're going with this cross-examination.

: Y-yes, Your Honor.

: Now then, continue your testimony, Officer Marshall.

: What do you mean by that?

: You want to tie me to this crime, isn't that right, pardner?

: ...

: If so, that video is the only direct evidence you have.

: But that video is next to useless!

: It's full of blind spots!

: Blind spots?

: Places you can't see!

: If someone was familiar with the camera's position, he could leave the room without being caught on tape!

: We don't have time for your speculations, Mr. Wright.

: Well, Mr. Wright. If you can show us evidence in this video that indicates
Next time: But what evidence could there be?